What can melt your heart?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

Talks with kids.

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

What do you like about McDonald's?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Why is porn so addictive?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

hearhim (ignore my voice)